NineteenTwentyNine

STOP. DROP. KABOOM.

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Uterus:
oh you have a completely full day of activity??
Me:
don't
Uterus:
and a sleepover afterwards??
Me:
Uterus:
hardly any breaks??
Me:
Uterus:
wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus:
if something were to
Me:
Uterus:
happen

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cockenblog:

Sometimes if I’m having a bad day I’ll just picture Kanye West in a Burger King saying “Hurry up with my damn croissantwich.”